The Motherfucking Bearodactyl

I'm a 18yo LGBTQIA+ furry.
Rabies should always come before Babies.
Homophobia is gay.
I simp for Reggie the Rat, deal with it bitch.
I'm a proud nerd, developer, and Juggalo.
My hardest demon in GD is California Girls
I like to troll trolls on occasion.
I almost never make spelling mistakes.
Don't be a fucking asscream sundae, it's not cool.
I'm not a zoophile fuck, nor will I ever be.

QuestionRabiesBabies
Can you give it to
friends unanounced?		  ✅  ❎
Is it fun on planes,
trains, and automobiles?		  ✅  ❎
Can it protect you
against predators?		  ✅  ❎

This table confirms that having rabies is objectively better than having babies.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk :D